//Doug’s Corner: The problem with race relations and America in general is the Constitution

Doug’s Corner: The problem with race relations and America in general is the Constitution

by Doug

2-20-2015

The problem with America is that the stupid people are scared to death of those who are not stupid. And the ones that are controlling the stupid people are hell bent on staying in power. You know, Forrest Gump’s mother was right. Stupid is as stupid does. And if you ask me, there are way to many stupid people out there in the world today.

Let’s play the Family Feud for a moment. I’ll be Steve Harvey for a moment and say the question here. We went out and surveyed 1 million Americans and the top answer is on the board. Point values are tripled. What is the most important thing that government can allow us to do? And the survey says – Do what we want.

  • Ask a drug user if the government and others should be allowed to tell them what they are not allowed to put in their body, and they will demand the liberty to do as they please.
  • Ask a woman if the government and others should be allowed to tell them what they can or can not do with the fetus/baby inside of them and they will demand the liberty to do as they please.
  • Ask any music or movie lover if the government and others should be allowed to tell them what they can or can not listen to/watch and they will demand the liberty to do as they please.
  • Ask any person old enough for sex if the government and others should be allowed to tell them what they can or can not do or where and when they can do it and they will demand the liberty to do as they please.

I can go on ad nauseum here, but let me put it another way: if I want to own a gun, then why is it that I am not able to make that decision for myself but instead, must let the lunatic fringe zombies tell me what I can do with my own life? They don’t want me to tell them what to do with their lives, do they?

Let’s take stupid example #1 here and look at the lunatic fringe zombie Thomas LaBraunt. Mr. LaBraunt believes that the second amendment is obsolete and all you white fascists out there should just let Obama Christ destroy the obsolete bill of rights and take your guns away.

Well, Thomas, I say then that if you get the right to take away my second amendment, then I say that we should be able to take away your first or your fourteenth amendment rights. You see, the United States Declaration of Independence gave me the unalienable rights of Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That gun protects my life, and my liberty, and it allows me to pursue what makes me happy. However, if you take away mine, and I take away your, say right to free speech, then instead of what you said, all we get is this:

So fine, you took away guns, but you did not take away knives, or bows and arrows, or grenades, or any other form of explosives, or gasoline, or planes trains and automobiles. They all kill people. Forensic Files teaches me that a person’s hand can kill you and that prescription drugs can as well. You took away one thing, because your Obamachrist said that guns were evil because they kill, but because I took away your right to free speech, all you can do is:

What would Lt. Dan have to say about that?

Oh, you want that not so obsolete First Amendment back (which by the way I am using right now), well then I will just take that obsolete 14th Amendment from you. You know, the one that talks about the equal protection of the laws. In fact, “[t]he Fourteenth Amendment (Amendment XIV) to the United States Constitution was adopted on July 9, 1868, as one of the Reconstruction Amendments. The amendment addresses citizenship rights and equal protection of the laws, and was proposed in response to issues related to former slaves following the American Civil War.” Hey, Thomas, why don’t you say hello to a country without the obsolete 14th Amendment:

But that suggestion leaves you like this:

Now, Thomas, I have really made you mad. And all I can say is this:

It would be only fair that if you get to scrap one obsolete amendment to the Constitution, that I get to choose which one I wish to scrap. What use is it if you get your way, and get all the guns out of ordinary citizens hands but leave them in the hands of law enforcement and military? You think that cops shooting an unarmed African American in Ferguson was bad, wait until all African Americans are unarmed.

With all the stupid lunatic fringe zombies demanding that whites, and any one else that does not join them, be rounded up and enslaved, all I can think about these people, Thomas included, is:

Thomas has to get rid of that obsolete Constitution because those dead white men that wrote it are what keeps the Constitutional Lawyer Obama from doing what he wants. Thomas’ beloved Obamachrist says that we have to give up our rights because he is all knowing and knows what is best for us. But he is not too smart for a Constitutional Lawyer now is he. Let’s let one of our founding father’s put him in his place:

What does it mean if you are demanding that we scrap that obsolete document just because Obamachrist says so and thinks all white people are racist? It means that you are a special kind of stupid.

So what do you have to say for yourself Thomas?

That’s what I thought.  Just remember, Thomas, that your right to free speech is like a loaded gun in your mouth.  You never know when it will go off and blow your head off.

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